Pinkwash. Neztlū Waters® Pure Frack™ Privatized Water™
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Pure Frack® — Profiting from LGBQTI-PR, Extolling Traditional Values
Each year during Pride™ Month, Neztlū Waters® celebrates capitalism with targeted promotions that arrange our product labels in such a way to mimic a rainbow. We switched our patent pending SPILLProof™ cap to pink from the Fight For Cancer™ campaign. And because it pleases focus groups with warm-fuzzy feelings, we even updated the Neztlū Waters® brand to include a rainbow covering our typical waste-water brown.
Neztlū Waters® Pure Frack® has proudly supported Pride™ since it has become politically convenient, and helps to distract from our efforts to privatize water resources. Many thanks for your blind support of Neztlū Corporation, despite our core business principles that are aligned against the best interests of the human species.
We hope that you will continue to ignore our ongoing support of political campaigns that restrict and even eliminate basic human rights and equal protections to our LGBQTI consumers.
Pure Frack® Privatized Water™ is enhanced with minerals to taste.