Outbreak. Neztlū Waters® Pure Frack™ Privatized Water™


An Outbreak of Good Taste!
More Effective Dispersal of Water-born Illness than Typhoid Mary

Pure Frack® Privatized Water™ redefines the ease of disease! More effective than a typhoid Mary, and more convenient than distributing smallpox blankets, Neztlū Waters® Pure Frack® provides access to quality water-born disease for global health organizations servicing impoverished or war-torn nations.

Rely on the simple deniability each bottle of Neztlū Waters® Pure Frack® guarantees.

Our patent pending, low-profile SPILLProof™ cap with intuitive threaded system and robust seal ensures flow when you need it. Harm to flora, fauna, mental health and quality of life — though regrettable — are susceptible to subjective conjecture and too malleable in quantifiable terms, and are therefore inconsequential.

Pure Frack® Privatized Water™ is enhanced with minerals to taste.


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