Neztlū Waters® Pure Frack™ Fallout Formula

Fallout Formula. Neztlū Waters® Pure Frack™ Privatized Water™

 

NEW Fallout Formula
Pure Frack® Privatized Water™
Water is a precious resource, and should never be wasted.

The survival of all life on this planet depends upon this single treasure. Just as no revenue opportunity should be squandered, neither should the natural resources of this earth escape exploitation.

Carefully sourced direct from the Fukushima Prefecture, our latest Fallout Formula™ ships world-wide through the vigorous enterprising efforts of industry to profit from any man-made disaster.

Fallout Formula™ is also available with our new low-profile SPILLProof™ cap with its intuitive threaded system, and robust seal that ensures flow whenever you need it. Neztlū Waters® delivers the same slurry-rich run-off with no unnecessary environmental impact statements [EISs], or harmful Corexit dispersant.

Pure Frack® Privatized Water™ is enhanced with minerals to taste.

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